Date: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 19:02:44 -0700 (PDT) From: Trent Diaz Subject: Kyle Y Not? (For the Gay Celebrity section - Chapter 1) First time story, all feedback welcome. All usual standard disclaimers apply. Kyle XY and all other related elements are properties of ABC Family. This work is purely fan FICTION, and may also contain sexual of situations of the homosexual nature, not suitable for minors. Any storyline related to Kyle XY is not true and is only made up by the author. This includes sexual orientations. Any remote resemblance to real life, or any other fan fiction, is entirely coincidental. No pretenses, insinuations, infringement, or any other legal issues intended nor desired. Consider yourself warned. Kyle Y Not? by Trent Diaz (Chapter 1) Josh brought me to his room he said he wanted to show me something. Earlier in the day I had been swimming and almost drowned, when I came to I was being given mouth to mouth my my next door neighbor Amanda and because of this had experience my very first erection right in front of everyone at the pool. Josh said he could help me with my problem. "Kyle, hey shut the door, will ya?" I slowly closed the door, but I knew that no one was at home, nor would they be for the rest of the weekend. I'd not been spending much time with Josh and so it was nice to have his company. I was curious as to what he was going to show me and was still a bit embarrassed at the afternoon and frustrated with what had happened. "Kyle I know you're probably new to this, but I wanted to show you something." Reaching under his mattress he pulled out a set of Playpen magazines. The women were dressed in swimsuits like the girls at the pool, but inside the pages they were naked. "Now these are some fit girls Kyle!" Just perfect for relieving a little stress. "What kind of stress?" I asked. "Kyle, listen . . . today at the pool you threw some wood right there in front of everyone and it means you're frustrated my friend." I thought back to the day and couldn't for the life of me remember throwing any piece of wood anywhere or at anything. As I searched back in my minds eye to the day I was stopped by Josh. "Kyle, you didn't throw any wood . . . Kyle you had an erection, don't you remember?" "Remember? Its the only thing I can think of I'm so embarrassed." "Kyle, listen throwing wo . . . erections are normal. Look when was the last time you took care of business?" As he said this Josh moved his fist up and down in the air gently like he was shaking dice. I was confused again. My mind started to drift back to the afternoon again at the pool to when I might have had some dice. "Kyle! Pay attention!" I looked back to Josh. "What if I could tell you a way to keep yourself from getting those embarrassing erections in front of people?" He said. It was the first ray of hope I'd had all day. Because I knew that I'd certainly have another one as it seemed my penis had a mind of its own. "What do I have to do?" I asked "I'm glad you asked Kyle. I have just the thing for you." Opening his magazine I saw him spread out a full spread photo of a very beautiful young lady, blond with big breasts. She was completely naked. "Take this fine young specimen". I looked closely at her and I began to feel this same sensation in my crotch. "I don't think its working Josh, its coming back". I pressed my hand down on my shorts as my penis grew. "Its cool man," Josh reassured me "I'm the same way". He stood back up and I could see a bulge pressing through his gym shorts. "its normal man, that's why we're here." At this Josh took off his shirt and walked past me and locked his door. "Just in case . . . ", he explained. Stepping back over the foot of the bed Josh looked down at the girl. "Get a load of her Kyle." I stood just next to him and looked down closer. I could see her legs spread the pink full lips of her vagina. My penis pressed further against my shorts. "She's perfect man". Josh reached around and slowly rubbed his penis through his shorts, but then he stopped and looked at me. "Kyle, listen. You have to understand what I'm about to show you is secret. Its just between you and me. You can never tell anyone what I'm about to here and what I've shown you, okay?" I nodded in complete understanding. What Josh didn't know was that I'd already had 43 secrets I'd been keeping in my mind and this was number 44. It was now locked away forever or until Josh gives permission to tell. "Okay Kyle, here's how we do it." With that he reached down to his waste band and pulled his shorts down just below his testicles. His penis was sticking straight out and he started to move the skin on its outside back and forth. I couldn't help but stare. Josh noticed and looked right at me, "What Kyle? What!" "I'm just watching you." I explained "Kyle are you telling me you have never EVER masturbated?" "No I've not." "Never?" "No." "Ever Kyle!" "No." I said calmly. "Well that is what I'm doing Kyle and this is how you do it." With that he turned back to the magazine and started moving the skin back and forth on his penis. I looked back at the girl and saw it was nudity. Girls nudity that caused erections. "Oh, so that's why I got an erection at the pool?" Josh stopped at this and looked at me in disgust. "Kyle, honestly, I'm trying to concentrate here". "So then I can masturbate too?" Turning away from me and back to his magazine he said, "sure, knock yourself out". I too removed my shirt. My shorts didn't have elastic so I took them off and pulled my Calvin Klein's below my testicles and started to mimic Josh. I copied him exactly, stroke for stroke and move for move. I still wasn't sure what I was doing it for, but thought it was for some reason that he would soon explain. About that time Josh looked over at me, "Whoa, wait a second Kyle." I stopped stroking my penis as Josh turned and walked over to his desk and came back with a box of tissues. As he walked back to me I could see his penis peeking out above his shorts. It looked much bigger than before and it was very pink. He walked up and handed me the tissue box. "Kyle, what you don't understand is that when you finish there will be a . . . well . . . uh . . . just take three or four of these tissues". I let go of my penis and reached out for the box as he dropped it to the ground. Leaning over to pick it up I stood to find Josh still frozen in place. He was standing still like a statue, staring at my penis. "What?", I asked "Kyle you are from another planet . . . and so is your junk." "My wha . . . " "Your genitals Kyle . . . look at them! No only do you have the first uncut dick I've ever seen, its a huge donkey dick. And your balls are . . . " "They're oval and each one just bigger than a regular egg size". I said. "I know Kyle, that's what I'm talking about!" "Is that wrong? Now I feel even worse". "No Kyle trust me," he said putting a hand on my shoulder, "its a VERY good thing". "Really?" "Yes . . . I've seen a lot of guys in the showers and never one like you. Not to mention that you have no belly button." I hadn't really noticed it before my genitals before really. I knew they were big, but I just thought that's the way it was. My penis was six inches long and thick too, when flaccid. But it could get much bigger up to 11 inches erect. I look down at Josh's genitals now covered by shorts. "Show me yours". I asked with a smile. Josh looked at me a little frustrated but then pulled down his shorts down and looked away. His penis was now going soft and his testicles hung very low with the shape of each testie easily seen in his soft scrotum. I guess he was looking away because he was embarrassed and didn't want to see me looking at them. "They look fine to me", I said as I reached out and gently cupped his scrotum and lifted his testicles. Josh backed away quickly and nearly tripped. "whoa Kyle," he said, "uh your not supposed to touch another guys junk". "Your testicles are much smaller than mine. They're like a scrunched up Sweet and Sour patch treats, so small. First they're sour, then they're sweet!" We both smiled at the stupid catch phrase of the stupid commercial. "Okay, Kyle you want me to show you how to bust a nut or not, and hands off my balls!" "Sorry" I said . . lowering my voice. "So why do we need the tissues?" Stepping back over his bed Kyle pushed his shorts all the way down to his ankles and stepped out of them. "I won't need the tissues . . . you will. I'm going to spray on this fine young vixen. You'll need to squirt off into those tissues, but with those big banger-balls of yours, I'd get a few more." Josh was now looking down to the girl's face. He was certainly concentrating. I decided I should just watch him for now. He really confused me when he said he was going to 'spray' on the photo of the girl, so I just stood back and watched. Josh now started moving his hips back and forth, sweat was gathering on his back. His skin glistened in the afternoon sunlight. His scrotum swayed back and forth to the rhythm of his hips. He licked his lips and then pursed them tightly together. He was now gripping his penis in a fist. It was hard again. It almost looked like a stick or something, and that's when it dawned on me that this it why it was called 'wood'. Josh was teaching me so much now. I looked at the magazine on his bed and back at his hips. Josh's butt was as smooth and curvy as the girls in the magazine. In fact. His buttocks was just like the girls in the magazine. My penis started to grow more. I thought that I didn't need to masturbate to the photo of the girl any more because Josh's beautiful buttocks was right here in person, flexing and pumping back and forth, just three feet from me. Josh was slowly moaning now. His fist was almost a blur. His body was starting to go rigid. I thought he was going to hurt himself. Sweat was gathering on his forehead. His hair was a getting wet. I was about to stop him when he pushed his hips forward and let out a burst of air. "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooa!" At the same time white creamy liquid started spurting out of the end of his penis and onto the photo. It was followed by a jet or two more and some dribbled on his hand. He looked over at me an smiled a confident smile. "And THAT is why you'll need tissues Kyle". He pulled a tissue from the box I still held and wiped off his hands still smiling. Kyle said, "What's wrong with same sex couples?"