Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 21:33:39 EDT From: NPhillydogg@aol.com Subject: WEED2 "Fuck you you stupid motherfucker! Get out!!" my gurl screamed, throwin' a china cup at my head dat smashed against the wall and into a million tiny pieces. I looked back at the bitch like she wuz cra-z. She wuz'n even worf me catchin' a case ova. 'fuck er' I said to myself, walkin' out the door. It was already like 1am, and I wuz tired as shit. I worked all day, then met up wid my brother and his boulz, and we hung out at the strip club til I realized what time it wuz. My boulz laffed at me, callin' me pussy-whipped and hen-pecked when I said I hadda git home b'fo my gurl got mad. Hell, if I knew 'er ass wuz gonna act like this, I'da stayed out longer. Atleast then I cood'a slept ova onea my brother's boulz cribs, maybe crashed on onea they couches n'shit. I got in my car, kicked back the recline, and tried to bundle up so I cood git sum sleep b'fo work inna morn. It wuz early november, and the tempeture wuz already startin' to drop. After about 15 minutes, I wuz shiverin' like a wet dog. I knew if I went back inside, my gurl'd be all ova me likea irritatin' rash n'shit. 'fuck dat' I said, startin' up my car engine. 'I kno where I can go', I thought, takin' off and headin' ova my boulz house. "Sup man?" I said when Wyane opened the door. He stood back, lookin' me up and down like I wuz sumpthin' unwannit his cat dragged in. "Whut da fuck nigga, you gonna let me in or whut?" I asked, bogardin' my way past. "You gotta nerve muthafucka." he said, closin' the door b'hind 'em. "I ain't seen yur ass in how long?" "Aww, go on wid dat shit yo. You sound like my bitch n'shit." I said, kno'n dat'll shut his ass up. "Got any weed?" I asked, goin' into his fridge for a beer. "Hell yeeh." he said, pullin' a blunt from b'hind his ear. "My nigga." I smiled, walkin' ova to the couch. "Whut'chu watchin'?" I asked, floopin' down and poppin' the beer cap. "Jurassic Park3." he said, light'n up the joint. "How many times iz them whities gonna keep fuckin' wit them dino'sours? I hope they eat 'em all up." he said, takin' a long drag. "If you notice, they eat the black ones first, in e'ry movie." I said, takin' the weed in my hand and pullin' it up to my lips. "You kno this shit makes me horny." I reminded 'em, feelin' the smoke enter my lungs, then releasin' it out. "I know." Wyane smiled, takin' a sip ov my beer. "Yo nigga, I dunno where yur lips been!" I snapped, snatchin' the can from his hand. "You know where they bout ta be tho, don'tcha niggah?" he said, lickin' his fat lips lewdly. I wuz mezmerized for likea minnut. "Then hop to it muthafucker, I ain't got all nite." I said, slidin' down into my seat. I'd let Wyane suck my dick afew times since dat first time muntz ago. The shit wuz startin' to happen too much at one point. I hadda pull back. I wuz startin' to dump almost as many NUTTZ in him as I wuz my gurl n'shit. Wyane got down b'tewwn my legs. He started workin' on unfastenin' my pants. I sat back smokin' the blunt, and drinkin' the rest'a my beer. My dick wuz already git'n hard just thinkin' bout feelin' my boulz lips all ova it. This would knock me out, after bustin' a nutt, I'd be out likea light. Wyane pulled down my pants and boxers in one sweep. Untin' my timbs, he pulled off my boots and sweat socks too. Then he buried his face in my balls, lickin' em and rollin' em around wid his tongue. I looked down just as Wyane wuz lickin' his way up my rod. Onna TV screen b'hind 'em, a pack'a small lizzard dino's wuz stalkin' onea the hunters. Dude tripped ova his own feet, and the lil' fuckas jumped all ova 'em likea pack ov hungry wolves. I thought dat shit wuz funny as hell, until I felt Wyane takin' my dick into his mouff. "Ooo yeeehhhh..." I moaned, forgit'n bout the movie and closin' my eyes. Wyane took up a quick pace, suckin' my dick like he ain't had it in weeks. Actually, he ain't had it in weeks. This wuz the first time I'd been pass his crib in 6 weeks. I decided to cool out when cuz Wyane kept tryin' to git me to fuck em. I ain't mind lettin' the nigga suck on my pug, but I drew the fuckin' line at stickin' my dick up in sum dude's shitty ass. I had pussy at home, I ain't need to stick my dick up in his shit chute so long as my gurl wuz givin' up them suga-walls I told Wyane a half dozen times that I wuz'n into that shit, but dude kept on tryin' anyway. Finally I juss decided to keep away. Hopfully he got his shit togetha and won't ask me nomore. At the moment, he wuz buzy doin' a good job swallowin' my piece all the way down his throat like the champion sucka he is. I wuz churnin' my hips around inna seat cushion, preparin' to feed this boi his late night snack, when he suddenly pulled back. My eyes flew open. "Whut the fuck...." I snapped, my dick wuz so close to spurtin'. "Would you fuck me?" he asked, lookin' up from my dick. "Whut?" "Would you fuck me?" he repeated. I thought I wuz hearin' shit. "Naw, hell naw nigga...!" I said, turned off. "Why not?" he asked, disappointed. "Yo man, I gotta gurl. I ain't into dat faggot shit like you are. I told you that!" I answered. "Why I gotta be all that, an'shyt?" he asked, lookin' offended. "All whut?" I asked. "Why I gotta be called a faggot, an'shyt?" he asked. "Cuz, you the one asked me to fuck 'em. Whut'chu call dat?" "You the one got his dick all down my throat, what'chu call that?" he countered. " 'Lettin' a faggot suck my dick', dat's whut I call it." I said, lookin directly in his eyes. "Fuck you, niggah." he said, git'n up and walkin' off. Leavin' me wid a hard dick. "Yo nigga, wussup..." I asked, watchin' em disappear into his bedroom, slammin' the door b'hind em. I sat there for afew minnuts, watchin' the blue glow come from the TV, but not really lookin' at it. I looked down at my dick startin' to droop unsatisfied b'tween my thighs. It wuz still thick and half bloated, still wet from Wyane's mouff. "Fuck dat muthafucka." I said, takin' my own pipe in my hand and jackin' it back and forth. With half the blunt gone, and my head feelin' pretty cloudy and lite, I cood'n manage to treat my dick as well as Wyane had. It wood'n git up to full mass as it did when he attended it. Git'n up from my seat, I strolled ova to Wyane's bedroom door, and went inside. He was listen to his CD walkman, layin' on his bed on his stomach. He still had his drawz and t-shirt on, and for the first time I focused in on his fat round ass. My dick instantly rose to pole position as soon as the thought of sidin' up in it entered my head. Zig-zag'n, I crossed ova to his bed and grabbed him by the sides ov his shorts. Pullin' hard, I yanked 'em all the way down and off his feet. Wyane's head spun around in surprise. "Yo, what..." "Shuddup nigga. You said you wannit sum dick, I'mma give yur ass sum dick!" I said, feelin' cocky as hell. I climbed up ontop ov em, aimin' my dick at his hole. "Yo wait, wait up a seconn..." he said, feelin' the head tryin' to pry em open. He reached down b'side the bed, and pulled out a bottle of lube. I watched impatienly as he dabbed a lil' on his hole, and the length ov my dick. Then he aimed my head back up to his asshole, and waited. Takin' my que, I leaned forward and started to press in. Wyane spread his legs, then I felt his asshole begin to widen and let me inside. "Take yur time," he cautioned. "-I'm kinda tight." The head popped in, and Wyane moaned. I felt his hole tighten then relax, then it began to swallow my entire dick. I sank in all the way to my hairy balls in one long slow motion. I throbbed as soon as I felt my balls come to rest atop his. The muthafucka had me ball deep all the way up in 'em. "Ooooo daaaaaammm Mel, that shit feels good as fuck!" he said, groanin' into his pillow. I hadda admit, it sure did feel nice bein' all the way up in his shit. I cood feel the heat from inside him. His hole felt tight clamped around the base ov my dick. Tighter then anything I ever been in b'fo. I churned my hips on his ass, grindin' my dick around in dat hot sleath. I wuz layin' down flat on his back. His body felt good up unda me. Not as good as bein' ontop a gurl, but good just the same, in anotha way. I started to pump my hips, slippin' my dick outta dat tight end, b'fo slidin' it back up inside. Wyane's manish moans rung through my ears, triggerin' sumthin' inside me, makin' me wanna hear more. I began to fuck 'em harder, rasin' up off his back in push-up position. Now, I wuz able to watch my dick goin' in and out ov 'em. His round cheeks parted and jiggled likea gurl's e'rytime I shoved forward. I would pull my dick back, slippin' it out ov his ass until I cood see most ov the slick shaft, then I shoved it back up in 'em until my pelvis banged into his big soft brown butt. Wyane wood grunt e'rytime I did this, and I wuz able to keep that pace goin' for a long while, cuz'n em to sing a medley ov grunts: "uh- uh- uh -oh- oh - ai- ow- oh - yeeh- uh- uh- uh- uh- yeeh, damn-". Pullin' out, I suddenly wannit to see Wyane's face while I fucked 'em. He quickly rolled ova onto his back, throwin' his legs up inna air like he already knew the deal. On his back, his ass looked even more appealin'. The two fat meaty globes sat apart, surroundin' the smooth shiny crack and the tiny wet hole which looked kinda swollen from all the fuckin' it just got. I lined my fat hardy up to his lil' shitter, (surprized that my dick ain't have a single spot ov shit on it) then pushed it all the way back up inside em. I watched as his man-hole swallowed my dick up whole in one shove. Wyane grunted, but took e'ry single inch I had to offer. With my crotch pressed up against his cheeks, I cood'n see a single piece of my dick stickin' out. The nigga had it all up in 'em. I cood'n believe a dude cood take anotha dude's dick like dat. Slowly I returned to fuckin' em. I watched my dick slither outta his clinchin' hole, the line'n ov his male pussie pulled outward wid the girth ov my thick pole. I knew I wuz stretchin' dat thang out when I saw his hole turnin' inside out. Then I pushed back in, cuz'n his hole to collapes in on itself as I slid in up to my balls. Pullin' out again, this time a lil' quicker, I shoved back in til my pelvis bumped up against his ass-cheeks. Wyane wuz back to gruntin' and groanin', makin' me hotter wid each noise he made. I liked hearin' his reaction to my fuck motions. If I decided to fuck em hard, he'd yipe and thrust around like a fish onna hook. If I decided to slow it down, he'd lay there and moan obsenities. And if I decided to cork-screw, or long dick em, he's sing my favorite grunt song again; "uh- uh- uh -oh- oh - ai- ow- oh - yeeh- uh- uh- uh- uh- yeeh, damn-". Holdin' his legs wide-spread, I seriously began to lay into Wyane. So turned on I wuz by watchin' this masculine nigga I'd been friends wid the past 5 years take my dick like sum neighborhood hoe, dat I wuz really startin' to lay into em hard and heavy, -punishin' his upturned booty like he stole sumpthin. I fucked Wyane harder than any gurl I'd ever laid pipe in b'fo. Figurin' he wuz all male, I thought he'd be able to take a man-sized fuckin', and tore fire into dat tiny hole ov his like it wuz "national butt-fuck day" or sumpthin'. Wyane took e'ry wicked hard pump and thrust I threw at em. His face showed the pain ov summa the thrusts, but he neva once asked me to stop or tired to git away. "Damn, take dat muthafuckin' dick!" I encouraged, pumpin' dat man-pussie faster and deeper. I pushed Wyane's legs up until they wuz touchin' his chest, exposin' more ov his vulnerable asshole, and givin' me ample opportunity to wedge myself in even deeper still. Wyane's eyes bulged out when I started deep dickin' him that way. I cood feel my dick slammin' into what felt like tail-bone way deep down inside ov em, but I did'n care. I kept fuckin' and fuckin' until I felt his body begin to temble. Wyane's eyes shot open as he looked up at me like he wuz lookin' through me. His mouff gaped open, and lil' whimper sounds came pourin' out -like a wombed dogg. His muscules pulled tight, his legs stiffened, his fists grasped at the sides ov the mattress, and then his dick started pumpin out round after round ov hot white gushy cum, sprayin' all over him and the bed. "OH SHIT!" I yelled, feelin' his asshole clinch' my dick tighter. Watchin' Wyane cum made me fuck em all the harder. I pumped into dat lil man-hole wid all the strength my tired exhausted body cood muster. I felt my balls tighten, and my dick shaft thicken, then I felt a rumblin' deep down inside as my own hot load started it's course. I wuz torn b'tween pullin' out and watchin' my load fly along side Wyane's all ova his stomach, and just plain cummin up in this sweet ass. The ASS won out, as I shoved myself full inside one last time, and let loose with a series ov loads dat soaked Wyane's inner rectum full ov my hot potent juice. I cood'n help from screamin' out loud as I felt my essence rip from my balls, and empty out into my boulz b'hind. Wyane laid there wid his legs spread apart, while I continue'd to fill him wid cum. I looked down at em while my dick wuz finishin' up its buzniz in his gutz. He wuz smilin' up at me like we had just did sumpthin' amazin' tagether. Too weak to stay in push-up position, I fell forward down ontop ov em, buryin' my face in his neck while I caught my breath. Wyane wrapped his arms around my back. I cood feel his heart beatin' a hunnut miles a hour against mines. My dick wuz still pulsin' in his ass, as the last ov my cum seeped out ov me and into him. I cood'n believe dat I just fucked anotha dude. Dat I came up inside his asshole, and dat I liked the shit so much. It wuz'n the same as fuckin' my woman, but it wuz'n a bad substitute. "Anytime you wanna hit this again, you juss let me know." Wyane said. "Its all yurs man." I reached down up unda em wid both hands and squeezed dat ass, my softened dick still lodged inside. 'Dat'll remain to be seen' I told myself....